Badge unlocked: butt stuff. The Silicone Anal Ripple Probe Kit gives you three silky plugs—small, medium, and large—so you can train, tease, or just skip the line and go straight to boss level.

Each curvy, rippled plug is built to hit inner hot spots (we see you, prostate players!) while the wide suction base keeps it safe and hands-free. Stick it, ride it, love it—your cheeks deserve the upgrade.

Made from smooth, body-safe silicone, they’re hypoallergenic, easy to clean, and besties with water-based lube.